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COMPRE SU GENESECT AHORA MISMO

 Hola, querido televidente, ¿acaso ha tenido problemas con algún maleante? ¿acaso está cansado de ser atacado constantemente por los pokemon salvajes de la zona en la que vive? ¡Presentamos a Genesect! el único robot de defensa personal en el mercado capaz de defenderlo de cualquier peligro, este insecto está equipado con tecnología militar de punta, cómo cuchillos de combate en sus manos y pies, y un cañon de artillería capaz de atacar con Agua a presión, fuego, aire gélido a 500 grados bajo cero, y descargas eléctricas de 5,000,000 de voltios, todos estos modos de disparo pueden ser activados al cambiar el disco ROM montado sobre el cañon, y si compra en los próximos 10 minutos incluiremos los 4 discos completamente GRATIS. No olvide que también puede usar nuestra página web para comprar este asombroso producto, pero si no está seguro de hacer su llamada o comprar en linea, no nos crea a nosotros, escuche a los cientos de personas que están encantadas con nuestros servicios.


''Cumple de manera rápida con el trabajo''

Jim, usuario común


''Mi familia y yo nunca nos habíamos sentido tan seguros'' 

Sarah, ama de casa


''Es una exepcional ayuda para mi y toda la fuerza policial''

Jenny, oficial de policía.


¿Escuchó? Esta la oportunidad de su vida para conseguir ese guardaespaldas que tanto ha querido, pero si no le gusta el color azul del modelo básico, puede comprar el modelo rojo en su lugar, no se preocupe, ambos funcionan igual, el color es la única diferencia. ¿Que espera? compre ya.


Plasma INC. no se hace responsable por extremidades perdidas en el uso de este producto, el uso del cañon incluido se limita a usuarios con un permiso para usar y portar armas de fuego, el uso de este producto no es recomendado cerca de niños o personas mayores, aleje el producto de personas que utilicen algún tipo de aparato medico +, las ondas radioactivas del reactor de fusión atómica podrían dañar el equipo médico.

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