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Entrevista al campeón de la liga héroes: Matt

Hola, soy Genio y hoy les traigo una entrevista con el actual campeón de la liga héroes, ¡Matt el mii!


-Muy bien, dinos Matt, que te inspiró a llegar tan alto en el campeonato, derrotaste a Goku Ultrainstinto, eso es sorprendente-


-Siendo honesto no sabía que era un campeonato, pensé que era un entrenamiento, ya que todas las peleas fueron fáciles-


-¿En serio? Es que no me sorprende que le ganes a nuestro finalista, que seguro será quien los fans ya han predicho jejeje.-


-No me importa quien sea, yo le ganaré, verás, ¿Recuerdas al tonto de El Juez Supremo?-


-Si, lo encontraron muerto en su tribunal, de hecho fue X quién lo encontró.-


-El tonto creyó que yo había golpeado a Zeus, y terminé rompiéndole el cuello...con mi dedo meñique-


-¿Lograste atacar al juez sin que reaccionara?- 


-Si, ya que él me odiaba porque antes había llegado su tribunal porque maté a todos los 2583 HOLDERS de objetos porque me había aburrido. Oye Genio, que eso no te sorprenda, ese es el 0.0000000000000000000000000001% de mi poder, podría destruir la la realidad si quisiera, incluso podría atacarte a ti, lector, que no te sorprenda, se que lees esto de un navegador de internet, desde la dirección de internet iangdubon.blogspot.com y que probablemente ni siquiera sepas quien soy así que venga, busca algo sobre mi en google.


-(*Risa incomoda*) Matt te dije que no usaras tus poderes durante la entrevista, y a qué demonios te refieres con "Lector" estamos en un programa de entrevistas en la tele, recuerda, mañana tienes entrenamiento de Rap con un tal Boyfriend, y también tienes que pulir tu trofeo de Scarlet King-


-Ah, sí, recuerdo que hice un juego de fuerzitas con ese tipo y al ganarle le saqué los órganos, y los músculos, y los huesos. Gracias por recordarme-


-Genial, gracias por todo Matt, esta experiencia fue un poco aterradora-



MATT


Ataque: ULTRAGIGAMEGAVERSAL ALTO

Ataque especial: ULTRAGIGAMEGAVERSAL ALTO

Defensa: INFINITA, INMORTAL, ONMIPRESENTE, OMNISIENTE

Defensa especial: INFINITA, INDESTRUCTIBLE ULTRA

Velocidad: Irrelevante Ultra

Velocidad de reacción: Irrelevante Ultra


Nivel: 200000008255.24589.93367

Protector del multiverso y guardian del macrocosmos



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  1. UnknownApril 27, 2021 at 4:35 PM

    Esta historia y las que has hecho son muy buenas cheems sigue así y sabes que siempre te voy a apoyar y que eres mi pana te quiero muchisimo

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