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Atención Agentes de Starr

 atención agentes de Starr este mensaje es de suma importancia, favor de dejar todo lo que estén haciendo y presten atención al Holo-Comunicador.


Agentes, tenemos que prepararnos, un equipo de tontos vendrán a atacarnos, reforzaremos los escudos, armaremos las torretas con balas eléctricas, y ahora mismo les diré el plan.


Verán, sus naves estarán equipadas con balas del más alto calibre, tan fuertes que podrían hacer resoplar a Matt, sí, así de fuertes. Ahora mismo, tenemos suficientes recursos y tecnología para traer a LA PRINCESA al mundo real, usaremos nuestra cámara de Hiper-Fusión Micro Celular Fría, para sacar su mente del videojuego en el que ella esté, y ponerla en un cuerpo robótico, o incluso, biológico. Después de crear a LA PRINCESA 2.O negociaremos su libertad y su en ese momento otorgada vida, a cambio de ayudar en la lucha, Después de completar los anteriores, robaremos a SCP-846, y le ordenaremos usar todas su armas y robo-accesorios para derrotar a nuestros enemigos, y lo pondremos a defender con su vida el reactor nuclear del PentHouse por si a los inútiles del Escuadrón Mii se les ocurre intentar explotar el reactor. El último paso es usar las Gemas de Alma de todos los villanos para crear al Innombrable y atacar al Gran Prismo y al derrotarlo usaremos su Gema de Alma para hacerme... ejem... hacernos los seres más poderosos del Metaverso, y dominaremos todo y a todos, para que nos reconozcan cómo sus reyes, y entonces, nadie podrá pararnos. Tienen tres días para preparase, lleven sus naves al taller de reparaciones, cobren sus seguros de vida y denle el dinero a sus familias, porque muchos de ustedes van a morir, no les mentiré, PERO esos quinientos millones de dólares les servirán de algo, ¿no? Escuchen, la nave enemiga ha destruido el ejército del mercenario Hueso de Oro, este sujeto destruyo a Thunder Blast, al Imperio Viltrumita y a su líder Thragg, y el Escuadrón Mii asesinó a sus soldados, rompiendo sus naves (tan duras cómo planetas) con tan sólo unos disparos. Aunque Hueso de Oro trabajó para la Tierra, salvándola sin ser bueno o malo, sólo trabajaba para el mejor postor, y al nosotros contratarlo, teníamos la esperanza que derrotaran al despreciablemente heroico Escuadrón Mii, Hueso de Oro los atrajo a luchar dominando planetas, aunque esto fue un horrible error, de hecho... !ESPEREN¡ me salí del punto, sólo deben saber que el Escuadrón Mii es fuerte, y ya. Genio fuera.


Final de la transmisión, pueden continuar con su agenda diaria, hasta las 13:00 13/06/2008, cuándo deberán volver a su trabajo.

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