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Esta historia es de risa no se confundan y digan que soy bebesito como dice mi primito el niño 

Resultado de imagen para pokemon rattata








Había una vez un sapo al que le requete gustaba bailar pero hay un problema en eso el baila toooooooooooooooooooooooooodo el día y todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la noche  y por eso se le caen las patas y se las pega con pegamento pero no se le pegan bien por eso se le cae una pata cada 100 pasos pero a el  no le importa porque se la pega otra vez y sigue con lo suyo.


Un día el vio una gran mosca pero el no se la comió porque ella le hablo y le dijo porque bailas tanto? el sapo aterrado dijo: como puedes hablar si eres una mosca?¡. La mosca dijo: no importa responde mi pregunta, bueno bueno dijo el sapo
-yo bailo porque mola bailar-. La mosca no lo creía, ella pensaba que era estúpido bailar solo porque mola y la mosca final mente dijo -esto es raro pero necesito que me comas-    -ehhhhhhhhh si lo pides lo obtienes- dijo el sapo pero el sapo no contaba con que la mosca era venenosa :v y murió 


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