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creepypasta: el suicidio de calamardo

Era un dia tranquilo y todos en la sala de testers esperabamos con impaciencia el episodio uno de la tercera temporada de bob esponja y cuando al final llego todo empezo bien la misma musica de siempre hasta que en la pantalla salio el cartel de presentacion de el capitulo que ponia: SQUIDWARDS SUICIDE. Todos pensamos que era solo una boba prensentacion falsa y verdadero llegaria pronto pero nunca llego, la primera esena fue como siempre, calamardo el que es muy mardo :v tocaba su clarinete pero Bob Esponja se estaba riendo mas fuerte que las otras veces y calamardo salio a decirle que se callara y el obedecio porque se fue a jugar con Patricio y arenita. Salio la pantalla de las burbujitas chachipistachis y calamardo estaba en medio de un concierto el seguia tocando pero el resto de peces le abucheaban y le lanzaban cosas y tambien bob estaba alli riendose a todo pulmon si es que se dice asi. Las burbijas salieron denuevo y se vio una toma de calamrdo en su cama llorando se escuchaba un sonido de viento y aunque no lo crean ese era el llanto de calamardo alli algo parpadeo el editor rgreso cuadro por cuadro hasta el parpadeo yo vomite en el suelo mis compañeros hicieron una cara rara se vio en lapantalla un bobespoja con la cara mutilada y sin ojos su estomago estaba abierto y sus tripas estaban de fuera la imagen despues cambio se veia a calamardo en el suelo llorando SANGRE se que les parece sonic.exe pero asi era y sus ojos estaban dibujados tan bien qu si miraras los de la persona que tienes al lado se precerian mucho. La sangre corria por su rostro otro parpadeo, esta vez era arenita no tan diferente que bob pero esta vez habian letras que decian: HE IS HERE WATHCING YOU la unica mujer en la sala salio conrriendo a avisar al senor Hillenburgel episodio siguio adelante sin audio solo el llantormenta de calamardo y depronto el tomo una escopeta y se la metio en la boca y pum (ELIMINADO, bob esponja ha ganado #1 VICTORY ROYALE). Por mas que buscamos a ver si el archivo se encontaba editado no lo estaba
cuando Hillenburg aparecio el capitulo real aparecio y era titulado: THE MAGIC SNAIL.




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